Damn, this was one long questionnaire!!!!
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calliopes_museStole it from Sofia. Hopefully, I'm not the only fool doing it.
What's one thing that would instantly make you dislike a person? Being an arrogant, know-it-all.
What do you do when you need to relax? Play on the Internet
Do you think it's okay for people to tell lies? I'd say no, but then I'd be lying. LOL (bad joke!) It's not cool to lie about major things, but if you're just trying to save face or avoid hurting someone's feeling unnecessarily, then probably.
Do you like things in life to stay how they are or change? Little changes don't bother me. New job, new car, stuff like that. Or changes for the better.
If someone liked you, what would be the best way to let you know? Just say so! I hate mind games.
What was the last thing you purchased? A new countertop for my kitchen (yeah, I'm boring and domesticated).
What do you do when you're stressed out? Before or after I bite someone's head off or get pulled over by the cops for road rage?
Do you believe in aliens? Yep, and ghosts.
Could you forgive a boyfriend or girlfriend who physically hurt you? Nope
What's your greatest fear in life? Having no real accomplishments that I'm remembered for.
Do you have a best friend? Unless you count my partner, no.
Do you think parents should stay together? Not if they don't love each other above all others. Kids can tell, trust me.
Can money buy happiness? No, I learned that the hard way!
Are you looking forward to anything? Yeah, retirement!
Do you open up to people easily? In person, no. Online, I spill my guts to everyone.
What do your friends call you? I'd have to have friends first.
Has anyone upset you in the last week? Probably.
What's the best thing about you? My stunning good looks and charming personality!!! *glares at my online buddies for laughing*
Do you think you would be a good parent? Considering I have a daughter, I sure as hell hope so!!!
Are you a forgiving person? Not usually, but it depends on what someone does to me though.
Where is the last place you went out to eat? I can't remember. The baby usually doesn't let us get through a meal anymore without crying.
Whats your favorite drink? Venti mocha from Starbucks
Do you miss anyone? Yeah, but I'd never tell her that!
What were you doing at 3 AM this morning? Sleeping! I haven't been up at 3am on purpose for about 10 years. *damn, I'm old!*
Is your room clean? That depends...how do you define "clean."
What are you going to do tomorrow? Work
What is in store for your future? Wish I knew.
Do you take care of your friends while they're sick? Friends??? No. That's what parents and partners are for.
Any piercings? I had an ear piercing (upper part). It got infected. I realized the weird and wild look wasn't for me.
Favorite color? Black (that sounded depressing!)
Who is your favorite person to have a serious conversation with? My partner, esp. after I've had a couple of margaritas. We've had some amazingly deep conversations when we've been drinking.
Who was driving the last time you were in a car? Me, I always drive!
What are you craving? Fajitas (that usually happens when I think of margaritas)
What's the closest red thing to you? A can of Coke
What is the last pill you swallowed? A new allergy med my doc gave me yesterday.
What was the first thing you thought this morning? "Why is the cat sitting on my head?" (Don't ASK!)
What did you do last night? Hehehehehe, it's not work safe to say.
Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now? I better!!!
Who was the last person to call you? My chiropractor's office for missing an appointment!
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50 ODD Things about you! If you opened this, FILL IT OUT! Learn 50 things about your friends, and let them learn 50 things about you!
1) Do you like blue cheese? Hell no! It looks like something I find in the back of the fridge and should have thrown away a month ago.
2) Have you ever smoked heroin? No!
3) Do you own guns? No, but I wish I did. I also want a katana, a pair of sais, and an archery bow (Can you tell that I love Xena?!).
4) What flavor do you add to your drink at Sonic? I don't add anything, but I do love their lemon berry slushes.
5) Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? Not unless I'm mysteriously sick because then I fear it being serious and fatal.
6) What do you think of hot dogs? My partner loves hot dogs so I don't have a choice but to eat them. I'd take a corn dog over a hot dog anyday!
7) Favorite Christmas song? "Grandma got run over by a raindeer."
8) What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Coffee...lots and lots of coffee.
9) Can you do push ups? Yeah.
10) Can you do a chin up? Probably, but I prefer not to try.
11) What's your favorite piece of jewelry? The ring my partner gave me.
12) Favorite hobby? writing fanfic and making fan videos
13) Ever been in a car wreck? oh yeah!
14) Do you have A.D.D. I managed to finish this in one sitting, so no, I guess not.
15) What's one trait that you hate about yourself? My inability to respond quickly to a put-down. That's why I love talking online. Someone insults me and I have time to think of a witty comeback.
16) Middle name? Marya (my mom's name was Mary and they tried and failed to be clever) At least I'm not as chicken as Meg!!! :P
17) 3 thoughts at this exact moment? Am I done with this fucking questionnaire yet?...warmed up KFC is like drinking a vat of lard..
18) Name 3 things you bought yesterday? lunch, dinner, and gas (now I'm broke and realize that I really need to cook at home more often!)
19) Name 3 drinks you regularly drink? Coffee, Coke, and more coffee
20) Current worry? Getting through a home visit for adopting my daughter (yeah, sounds weird, huh? welcome to the land of gay!).
21) Current hate right now? Heterosexual co-workers that like to talk about their hubby, their weekend, their recent honeymoon, their FUCKIN' HETEROSEXUAL LIVES!!! (okay, I feel better now.)
22) where are you? office
23) How did you ring in the New Year? Sleeping. Give me a break! I had a 4 month old!
24) What is your desktop wallpaper? A pic of Xena from the episode "A Friend in Need" with the script "Nothing Left To Lose" underneath.
25) Name three people who will complete this? Well, I can't pick on Sofia! Steppenwolf better though. She's been called out twice now!
26) Do you own slippers? Ugh, no!
27) What shirt are you wearing? a dark purple button down
28) Do you like sleeping on satin sheets? Nope!
29) Can you whistle? I think so. I haven't tried lately.
30) Favorite color? green (didn't I answer this already?) Oh, wait, I said black before. Well, I like green too! I'm a woman, I'm indecisive by nature.
31) Would you be a pirate? Ditto what Sofia said! Give me Elizabeth Swan and I'll be happy.
32) What songs do you sing in the shower? I dont, but I supposedly make little cooing noises (so I've been told).
33) Favorite girl's name? Gabrielle :)
34) Favorite boy's name? Garrett (no, I don't have a thing for names that start with "G". It just sounds good with my last name). Alexander, Michael, and Nicholas are other options.
35) What's in your pocket? Nothing, I told you I'm broke!
36) Last thing that made you laugh? Sophie's post about giving a pill to a cat.
37) Best bed sheets as a child? I don't know, I blocked most things from my childhood. You would to if you had my parents!
38) Worst injury you've ever had? I cut my arm on a metal pipe while on a school field trip and needed stitches.
39) Do you love where you live? It's okay, but I still want to move to the northeast.
40) How many TVs do you have in your house? 2 working at the moment and one in the basement.
41) Who is your loudest friend? I know this Jewish woman that's loud, but I don't consider her a friend.
42) How many dogs do you have? 2
43) Does someone have a crush on you? I wish!
45) What is your favorite book? I don't thin fanfiction counts.
46) What is your favorite candy? I don't tend to eat candy, but I'll eat pretty much anything chocolate if it's given to me.
47) Favorite Sports Team? Not into sports teams.
48) What song do you want played at your funeral? Well, that's kind of a morbid thought!!
49) Where were you at 12 am last night? Giving a baby a bottle
50) Do you believe there is a difference between religion & spirituality? Definitely. Spirtuality can't be contained within four walls, but exists within a person's soul between that person and their maker. Religion is for those who need something to do on a Sunday and need to be reassured that they're not a bad person because all of these other people are there too.
What do you do when you need to relax? Play on the Internet
Do you think it's okay for people to tell lies? I'd say no, but then I'd be lying. LOL (bad joke!) It's not cool to lie about major things, but if you're just trying to save face or avoid hurting someone's feeling unnecessarily, then probably.
Do you like things in life to stay how they are or change? Little changes don't bother me. New job, new car, stuff like that. Or changes for the better.
If someone liked you, what would be the best way to let you know? Just say so! I hate mind games.
What was the last thing you purchased? A new countertop for my kitchen (yeah, I'm boring and domesticated).
What do you do when you're stressed out? Before or after I bite someone's head off or get pulled over by the cops for road rage?
Do you believe in aliens? Yep, and ghosts.
Could you forgive a boyfriend or girlfriend who physically hurt you? Nope
What's your greatest fear in life? Having no real accomplishments that I'm remembered for.
Do you have a best friend? Unless you count my partner, no.
Do you think parents should stay together? Not if they don't love each other above all others. Kids can tell, trust me.
Can money buy happiness? No, I learned that the hard way!
Are you looking forward to anything? Yeah, retirement!
Do you open up to people easily? In person, no. Online, I spill my guts to everyone.
What do your friends call you? I'd have to have friends first.
Has anyone upset you in the last week? Probably.
What's the best thing about you? My stunning good looks and charming personality!!! *glares at my online buddies for laughing*
Do you think you would be a good parent? Considering I have a daughter, I sure as hell hope so!!!
Are you a forgiving person? Not usually, but it depends on what someone does to me though.
Where is the last place you went out to eat? I can't remember. The baby usually doesn't let us get through a meal anymore without crying.
Whats your favorite drink? Venti mocha from Starbucks
Do you miss anyone? Yeah, but I'd never tell her that!
What were you doing at 3 AM this morning? Sleeping! I haven't been up at 3am on purpose for about 10 years. *damn, I'm old!*
Is your room clean? That depends...how do you define "clean."
What are you going to do tomorrow? Work
What is in store for your future? Wish I knew.
Do you take care of your friends while they're sick? Friends??? No. That's what parents and partners are for.
Any piercings? I had an ear piercing (upper part). It got infected. I realized the weird and wild look wasn't for me.
Favorite color? Black (that sounded depressing!)
Who is your favorite person to have a serious conversation with? My partner, esp. after I've had a couple of margaritas. We've had some amazingly deep conversations when we've been drinking.
Who was driving the last time you were in a car? Me, I always drive!
What are you craving? Fajitas (that usually happens when I think of margaritas)
What's the closest red thing to you? A can of Coke
What is the last pill you swallowed? A new allergy med my doc gave me yesterday.
What was the first thing you thought this morning? "Why is the cat sitting on my head?" (Don't ASK!)
What did you do last night? Hehehehehe, it's not work safe to say.
Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now? I better!!!
Who was the last person to call you? My chiropractor's office for missing an appointment!
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50 ODD Things about you! If you opened this, FILL IT OUT! Learn 50 things about your friends, and let them learn 50 things about you!
1) Do you like blue cheese? Hell no! It looks like something I find in the back of the fridge and should have thrown away a month ago.
2) Have you ever smoked heroin? No!
3) Do you own guns? No, but I wish I did. I also want a katana, a pair of sais, and an archery bow (Can you tell that I love Xena?!).
4) What flavor do you add to your drink at Sonic? I don't add anything, but I do love their lemon berry slushes.
5) Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? Not unless I'm mysteriously sick because then I fear it being serious and fatal.
6) What do you think of hot dogs? My partner loves hot dogs so I don't have a choice but to eat them. I'd take a corn dog over a hot dog anyday!
7) Favorite Christmas song? "Grandma got run over by a raindeer."
8) What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Coffee...lots and lots of coffee.
9) Can you do push ups? Yeah.
10) Can you do a chin up? Probably, but I prefer not to try.
11) What's your favorite piece of jewelry? The ring my partner gave me.
12) Favorite hobby? writing fanfic and making fan videos
13) Ever been in a car wreck? oh yeah!
14) Do you have A.D.D. I managed to finish this in one sitting, so no, I guess not.
15) What's one trait that you hate about yourself? My inability to respond quickly to a put-down. That's why I love talking online. Someone insults me and I have time to think of a witty comeback.
16) Middle name? Marya (my mom's name was Mary and they tried and failed to be clever) At least I'm not as chicken as Meg!!! :P
17) 3 thoughts at this exact moment? Am I done with this fucking questionnaire yet?...warmed up KFC is like drinking a vat of lard..
18) Name 3 things you bought yesterday? lunch, dinner, and gas (now I'm broke and realize that I really need to cook at home more often!)
19) Name 3 drinks you regularly drink? Coffee, Coke, and more coffee
20) Current worry? Getting through a home visit for adopting my daughter (yeah, sounds weird, huh? welcome to the land of gay!).
21) Current hate right now? Heterosexual co-workers that like to talk about their hubby, their weekend, their recent honeymoon, their FUCKIN' HETEROSEXUAL LIVES!!! (okay, I feel better now.)
22) where are you? office
23) How did you ring in the New Year? Sleeping. Give me a break! I had a 4 month old!
24) What is your desktop wallpaper? A pic of Xena from the episode "A Friend in Need" with the script "Nothing Left To Lose" underneath.
25) Name three people who will complete this? Well, I can't pick on Sofia! Steppenwolf better though. She's been called out twice now!
26) Do you own slippers? Ugh, no!
27) What shirt are you wearing? a dark purple button down
28) Do you like sleeping on satin sheets? Nope!
29) Can you whistle? I think so. I haven't tried lately.
30) Favorite color? green (didn't I answer this already?) Oh, wait, I said black before. Well, I like green too! I'm a woman, I'm indecisive by nature.
31) Would you be a pirate? Ditto what Sofia said! Give me Elizabeth Swan and I'll be happy.
32) What songs do you sing in the shower? I dont, but I supposedly make little cooing noises (so I've been told).
33) Favorite girl's name? Gabrielle :)
34) Favorite boy's name? Garrett (no, I don't have a thing for names that start with "G". It just sounds good with my last name). Alexander, Michael, and Nicholas are other options.
35) What's in your pocket? Nothing, I told you I'm broke!
36) Last thing that made you laugh? Sophie's post about giving a pill to a cat.
37) Best bed sheets as a child? I don't know, I blocked most things from my childhood. You would to if you had my parents!
38) Worst injury you've ever had? I cut my arm on a metal pipe while on a school field trip and needed stitches.
39) Do you love where you live? It's okay, but I still want to move to the northeast.
40) How many TVs do you have in your house? 2 working at the moment and one in the basement.
41) Who is your loudest friend? I know this Jewish woman that's loud, but I don't consider her a friend.
42) How many dogs do you have? 2
43) Does someone have a crush on you? I wish!
45) What is your favorite book? I don't thin fanfiction counts.
46) What is your favorite candy? I don't tend to eat candy, but I'll eat pretty much anything chocolate if it's given to me.
47) Favorite Sports Team? Not into sports teams.
48) What song do you want played at your funeral? Well, that's kind of a morbid thought!!
49) Where were you at 12 am last night? Giving a baby a bottle
50) Do you believe there is a difference between religion & spirituality? Definitely. Spirtuality can't be contained within four walls, but exists within a person's soul between that person and their maker. Religion is for those who need something to do on a Sunday and need to be reassured that they're not a bad person because all of these other people are there too.
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Damn, I'm long-winded today!
Date: 2008-07-24 06:41 pm (UTC)First, I'm jealous you can do a chin-up! I can't do those to save my life!!
Before or after I bite someone's head off or get pulled over by the cops for road rage?
Dear God, I'll never drive in Nashville again!!
Hey now! Why the glares??
We've had some amazingly deep conversations when we've been drinking.
Some of the best conversations are alcohol induced!!
"Why is the cat sitting on my head?" (Don't ASK!)
What in the hell?!!
I also want a katana, a pair of sais, and an archery bow.
*g* I have 3 katanas. Black too!
At least I'm not as chicken as Meg!!! :P
*narrows eyes* My parents wanted to name me Shawn Michael. Laugh at me over that. In no circumstance will anyone EVER know my middle name!!!
#21- Gee? Rant much? *lol*
Ohi, I hate midnight feedings!
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Date: 2008-07-24 06:44 pm (UTC)Sorry, I'm on novacaine again. Head's not on straight.
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Date: 2008-07-24 06:47 pm (UTC)My father wanted to name me that even though I was a girl but didn't get his way. *shrugs* I still get called that though.
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Date: 2008-07-24 08:05 pm (UTC)Now I know why you scored so high on those butch/femme quizzes! *snickers*
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Date: 2008-07-24 08:08 pm (UTC)Meaning?!!!!!!!!
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Date: 2008-07-24 08:02 pm (UTC)Seriously, that would be smart. I thought drivers in Mobile, AL (hometown) were bad. They just don't like turn signals. Here, fuck, people just run you over. Literally, you either floor it and go or you get run over.
"Why is the cat sitting on my head?" (Don't ASK!)
What in the hell?!!
I SAID don't ask!!! Dude, I don't know what's up with him! For like the past week though, I wake up and he's in my face or on my head. Don't get me wrong, he's my sweet boy and he loves to cuddle in bed, but DAMN... (teehee, I never thought I'd see male pronouns in the same sentence with me talking about cuddlin').
*g* I have 3 katanas. Black too!
I hate you! ;)
*narrows eyes* My parents wanted to name me Shawn Michael.
That explains SOOO much!
#21- Gee? Rant much? *lol*
You would too if you had to listen to the shit I do all day! Seriously, I hate sharing an office! Why? Tell me why would someone come into a shared office space and talk to another person in a just loud enough to hear whisper. If it's THAT secretive, go somewhere else to talk!!!
Yeah, today is a pissy, ranting day. Sorry! *sheepish grin*
Ohi, I hate midnight feedings!
I'd rather have a midnight feeding than one that happens less than an hour before your alarm is supposed to go off because you know there's no chance of getting anymore sleep.
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Date: 2008-07-24 08:06 pm (UTC)Well now. "he" and "bed" coming from you is rather...shocking!
Fine! *pouts* I'll refrain from posting that JJ/Emily fic for a few days. =P
We share office space here, but like 50% of us are gay, so it's great. *g*
That is true.
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Date: 2008-07-24 08:11 pm (UTC)*shit* Um, sorry? *begs sweetly with puppy dog eyes*
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Date: 2008-07-24 08:13 pm (UTC)Do tell, what exactly does that explain, and I'll consider posting it.
(Puppy eyes don't work on me, sorry! *eg*)
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Date: 2008-07-24 06:46 pm (UTC)According to Chris Rock (from his last HBO special, not the new one coming soon), your only job as a parent is to keep her off the pole. That's his goal for his daughter anyway.
I'm going to go fill this out. Novacaine might lead to some fun answers...
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Date: 2008-07-24 08:07 pm (UTC)You keep telling yourself that!!! I'd say you have better chances of her being gay, than waiting til she's in her 40s!
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Date: 2008-07-24 10:48 pm (UTC)I had controlling (grand)parents who never let me do anything. I didn't date a lot in high school, but when I did it was my best friend, so they let me go to her house all the time. (I was like the adopted daughter to her mother for awhile.)
I was 15 when we were first together, but I didn't do it out of rebellion against the controlling 'rents.
Now that gives me something to think about!
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Date: 2008-07-24 06:57 pm (UTC)I had no idea gay adoptions were legal in TN!!!
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Date: 2008-07-24 08:19 pm (UTC)I think it only happens because no one really knows about it. If it was public knowledge, the fundies would come down on the city raining their hellfire and brimstone on us for such a thing.
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Date: 2008-07-25 05:24 am (UTC)I really hate stupid people.
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Date: 2008-07-24 09:41 pm (UTC)Now comments *g*
( I laughed really hard too BTW *g*)
Are you looking forward to anything? Yeah, retirement! Oooooh me too!!! only 30 years to go! YAY me!!!
8) What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Coffee...lots and lots of coffee. oh we would get along so well *g* There's no such thing as too much coffee!!!
30) Favorite color? green (didn't I answer this already?) Oh, wait, I said black before. Well, I like green too! I'm a woman, I'm indecisive by nature. *LMAO*
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Date: 2008-07-25 03:38 am (UTC)"I also want a katana..."
hehe, I have two from when I lived in Japan. One is black and the other is this cool rusty orange colour. :) Bushido swords are nice too, and tantos make cool little daggers.
I see you are as much a coffee affectionado as me :D Cept I have to have espresso, not just coffee.