Holy crap!!! Another long ass survey!
Jul. 25th, 2008 10:44 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
calliopes_muse60 things you didn't know about me until you read this... (Yep, it's a lie, WAY over 60)
What is in the back of your car? Baby stroller, baby pool toys, antifreeze/coolant and oil (my SUV is close too 100K so it's starting to act weird)
What color is your toothbrush? Orange and white
Can you bake a cake? If I have directions, yes.
Name one person that made you smile today? My baby girl, Gabrielle
What were you doing at 8 am this morning? Panicking because I realized I forgot about a training appointment at 8:30.
What were you doing 45 minutes ago? Reading the updates on P&P's LJ
What is your favorite candy bar? Hershey's with Almonds
Have you ever been to a strip club? Nope
What is the last thing you said aloud? I told my boss, "Here are the correct numbers." Annual reports...gotta love 'em!
what is the best ice cream flavor? Butter pecan
What was the last thing you had to drink? Coffee (but by the time I got through this long ass survey, it changed to Coke)
What are you wearing right now? Purple blouse, gray slacks
What was the last thing you ate? Oatmeal (that changed too!!!)
Have you bought any new clothes this week? Are you kidding? I have a baby. I don't get anything new until she turns 2 years old.
When was the last time you ran? I don't run.
The last major sporting event you watched? I don't.
What is your favorite flavor of popcorn? movie popcorn with extra butter (oh yeah, I didn't get fat by accident!)
Who is the last person you sent a comment/message on my space? I don't have a myspace account; though I'm considering it.
Ever go camping? Yep, sorta. Does popping a tent up in your family's backyard (because they're asses!) count?
Do you take vitamins daily? Not anymore.
Do you go to church every Sunday? LOL
Do you have a tan? Yeah, a natural one too. Ain't ya jealous!
Do you like Chinese food over pizza? depends on my mood
Do you drink your soda with a straw? only in restaurants
What did your last text message say? it's been so long, I can't remember.
Day been rough? Not yet, don't jinx me!
Are you some-one's best friend? Aside from my partner's, probably not. I used to be a really good friend, now I just suck!
What are you doing tomorrow? Probably going to Homo Depot to pick out new cabinets and a microwave exhaust vent thingy for the kitchen remodeling we're doing.
Look to your left, what do you see? A wall
What color is your watch? Silver
What do you think of when you think of
Do you use chap stick? LOL, dude, I'm a lesbian!!! That's like lipstick to us!
What is your birthstone? Shit, I had to go look that up!!! It's the Alexandrite. Pretty!!!
What is your favorite number? Um, I don't know!!!! Never gave it much thought.
Do you have a dog? Yep, two.
Last person you talked to on the phone? A person that is coming in for an interview.
Have you met anyone famous? John Stamos (oh come on, don't laugh, I was like 12 and pretending to like guys!!)
Any plans today? Nope.
How many states have you lived in? 2
Do you dye your hair? Hell yeah!!!
Biggest annoyance in your life right now? not having enough time in the day to do all I want to do
Last song listened to? Nickleback's "Animals" (that's a fucking hot song!!!)
Can you say the alphabet backwards? Never tried
Do you have a maid service clean your house? I am the maid service!!!
Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time? Columbia sandals
Are you jealous of anyone? Just about everyone for different reasons.
Is anyone jealous of you? Why the fuck would anyone be jealous of me?!
Do you love anyone? Oh yeah!
Do any of your friends have children? Not friends but acquaintances, yes.
Do you eat healthy? Not usually, but sometimes I have major cravings for salads, so I guess that makes up for it.
What do you usually do during the day? work, work, and more work
Do you hate anyone that you know right now? Hate's a strong word so no, not really.
Do you use the word 'hello' daily? I'm a Southerner, even if we don't like you, we talk to you. ;)
What color is your car? kind of a khaki green
Do you like cats? Yes
Have you ever been to six flags? No, but I've been to Disney World...several times.
where did you get your worst scar? Like where on my body or where it happened?
1. Have you ever had sex w/ the same sex? oh yeah...many, many times but that IS what kind of defines one as a lesbian, ya know.
2. Do you like Broadway? I would say yes but I haven't actually seen a show actually ON Broadway. I did see Donnie Osmond in Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat in Chicago once, and I went through a phase of loving all the Andrew Lloyd Webber music, esp. Phantom.
3. What type of bed do you have? Queen...want a King something fierce!!
4. Who is the last person who you kissed on the lips? Michelle
5. Name 3 items in front of you? my computer, cup of coffee, and lotion
6. Do you like spiders? Eeek, no!!!
7. Ever heard of DJ Rankin? Nope, but I've heard of DJ Lance (SOOOO gay and it's a kid's show!!!)
8. Is there a mirror in your room? Two actually, I don't ever use them though. It just keeps the walls from looking empty.
[Where's #9?]
10. Do you believe in love at first sight? Only when it comes to my OTP's. :) I believe in physical attraction at first sight though.
11. What color top are you wearing? Didn’t I answer this already?
12. What religion are you a part of? none
13. Do you love music? heck yeah!
14. Ever had an internet boyfriend or girlfriend? no
15. How old were you when you had your first alcoholic drink? 19
16. What is your favorite part of yourself? My eyes
17. How many messages do you have on your phone right now? None. I rarely use my phone.
18. Are your parents racist? Unfortunately, yes.
19. Have you ever been so drunk you blacked out? *hangs head* I don't know if I blacked out or just fell asleep, but I don't remember getting home.
20. How many pets do you have? Too fucking many!
21. Do you think babies are cute? Not when they're first born, but somewhere between 3-12 months they become absolutely adorable!!
22. Do you cry often? Nope, but I try to stay as drama free as possible and that helps.
23. If you won a billion dollars, what would be the first thing you'd buy? I wouldn't buy anything. I'd pay off both of our student loans, pay off all of our bills, set up a college fund for Gabrielle with enough money to get her through graduate school if need be, renovate our house, buy another house in the gayest neighborhood in the U.S., and buy cruises and vacation packages for every cool place I've ever wanted to visit and/or take Michelle to. The rest I'd put away for our retirement years so we can live out our days in peace without financial worries.
24. Do you want to get married? Oh, don't get me started on this shit. Short answer, yes. Can I? No, it's still fucking illegal. Do I want to go through the pomp and circumstance of planning a wedding. Absolutely not!!! That's a bunch of bullshit and takes the focus off of the whole purpose and point. I'd be happy to stand in front of a judge and a few close friends and say "yes, I love her forever and ever Amen." Then throw a big ass party.
25. Ever painted your nails black? nope
26. Who do you really want to be with right now? Michelle
27. Have you had alcohol today? No, but I did last night.
28. Is there a certain movie you always cry at when you watch it? The end of Ghost always turns me into a blubbering idiot.
30. Do you think that if you were prettier life would be better? No, but at least then someone would be jealous over me.
31. Who always makes you smile? Gabrielle
32. Is the light on or off? On
33. Can you touch the ceiling? I'm 5'2"...you do the math!
34. Do you like
35. What is the first word that you think of? Fuck (probably because I just read it off of Sophie's questionnaire...she's a bad influence.)
36. Ever worn a skirt? LOL...*points at self* Um, lesbian here. I don't do skirts. I used to though when I was skinny and a teacher. I used to wear these really sexy skirt/suit outfits with high heels. I looked like I worked for a Fortune 500 company than taught, but it sure made my partner drool to see me like that.
37. Does smoking disgust you? Not really. Sometimes I get the urge to smoke myself, but that's usually only when I'm at a bar and drinking (and I haven't done that in years!) I wouldn't want to live/love a smoker though. The kisses just kind of taste funky.
38. Do you like someone who you know you shouldn't? Nope, I'm a good girl.
39. Where are you right now? *hangs head* Work
40. Do you like your legs? No.
41. Have you ever stayed up for more than 3 days in a row? No, but I did stay up for about 28 hours when Gabrielle was born then I crashed hard.
42. Are you tired? Yeah, I could use a nap.
43. Would you like to be famous for the rest of your life? No, I like my privacy.
44. Would you ever like to work at a strip club? no
45. What Is
46. Can you remember the weekend? Yep, I may be old but the memory isn't gone yet!
46. Do you listen to certain songs on repeat for hours? Uh huh, I've had the same homemade CD playing in my car for weeks. I just listened to Evanescence three times in a row and now I'm listening to Nickleback for the 2nd time in a row.
47. How would you like to die? Quickly and painlessly and preferably not in a messy way. I don't want to be flattened on the interstate or something. I would say in my sleep, but that's kind of a creepy thing because Michelle would wake up to my lifeless body and know she slept next to me like that all night. I don't want to burn to death. Drowning wouldn't be bad or even just freezing to death. It's kind of peaceful and the body doesn't get all disfigured.
Damn, I've put WAY too much thought into this!!! That's gotta say something about me.
48. Would you like to meet up with someone you met over the internet? I don't know. As long as they're not nuts, I guess it's cool.
49. Don't you just LOVE Disney movies? Yep, I have a huge collection of them.
50. What are you going to do now that this quiz is over? Finally get some work done. ;)
And because I"m really bored, here's another one. Beware, I think it has more of an 'adult theme' going. *looks around* So if you're under 18...oh wait, nevermind. *slaps forehead* Oh, and I have the right to plead the 5th on any of these!.... Oh God, what are you doing to us dude???
1. Are you more femme or more butch? I'm middle of the road but I tend to think of myself as slightly butch.
2. Do you like bi girls? To date, no. I've heard far to many horror stories of that (fortunately, I don't have to worry about that now!). As friends, sure.
3. Are you a good kisser? I think so, not sure.
4. What’s your favorite thing about girls? They're soft skin, curves and the way they smell. *blushes* Not that kind!!! Jeez!
5. Least fav. thing about girls? We're petty and vindictive.
6. Do you play softball? I did for 10 years. I started to play for a gay league here and then dropped out of it. I really miss it though.
7. Which would you prefer beach or movie? BEACH!!! But in the fall when it's cooler. I hate the heat.
8. Do you like to make the first move? If I'm in a dominating, butch mood, yes.
9. How many times have you been asked "how do 2 girls have sex?" Ironically, never.
10. How many times have you been asked "are you the girl or guy in the relationship"? A couple of times.
(Where's #11?)
12. Coke or Dr. Pepper? Usually Coke
13. Nike...adidas...kswiss...puma? Nike
14. Have you ever proposed to your girlfriend? Yes. I actually got down on my knee in a restaurant back when we first got together. Embarassed the hell out of her!!!
15. Have you ever been cheated on? Once that I know of, my first g/f was a horrid bitch!
16. Have you ever cheated on one of your gf's? Nope, I think cheating sucks!
17. Whats your favorite color? Black
18. Do you do any drugs or drink? I don't do drugs, but I do drink sometimes.
19. Do you have any piercings?? Only if ears count.
20. Do you ever get called by your last name or some random nickname? Nope.
21. Do you like T.A.T.U. even though they're "fake" lesbians? Not really
22. Do you like Tegan and Sara? I've heard of them, but never listened to them.
23. Do you know at least one lesbian that sings and plays guitar at a local coffee shop? Nope, I haven't hung out in coffee shops in a long time.
24. Have you ever seen But I'm a Cheerleader? Yep, loved it! Own it too.
25. Lost and Delirious? Yep, my partner wrote a paper on it once.
26. Bound? WTF kind of lesbian would I be if I hadn't!!!
27. Gia? Yep
28. D.E.B.S.? Absolutely!! What a cute movie!
29 Boys Don't Cry? Yep, another one Michelle wrote a paper on. She kind of likes the heavy drama lesbian stuff. I like cute and funny.
30. Better Than Chocolate? Yep, another one I absolutely love!
31. Kissing Jessica Stein? I watched it once, but it bugs me when they go back to guys.
32. Any other good ones we missed? It's in the Water (for us Southern lesbians it's an absolute must - adorable and really hot actresses) and Gray Matters.
33. Who's your favorite famous lesbian? Melissa Etheridge
34. Do you love Angelina Jolie? Only in Tomb Raider (hawt!)
35. Do you own a pair of cargo shorts? I think so.
36. Polo shirts? No.
37. Admit it, do you pop your collar? Oh please, that's so 8th grade!
38. Do you love basketball shorts? Never worn 'em.
39. Ever wear boxers? Yeah, but not usually. *please don't revoke my lesbian card*
40. Do you wear make up? Only for work
41. Have you ever given someone flowers? Yep, recently even.
42. Wrote a poem or song for one? A poem, yes, but it was many, many years ago and I no longer have a copy.
43. Had a girl give you flowers or write a poem? Once or twice. Michelle and I were much more romantic when we first started dating. Now it's like, "yeah, love you too."
44. Are you just as bad as one of the guys when watching a football game? I don't watch sports. I'd rather play than observe (that didn't sound right!).
45. What's the biggest number of girls you've kissed in one day? 2 and no, I won't tell you all the story behind that!
46.Do your parents know about you? Unfortunately.
47.How'd that go? See above.
48. What about the rest of your family? I don't talk to them either so it doesn't matter.
49. Have/Want Tattoos? I'd love to get a tat, but I don't know what it would be.
50. Do you like tattoos and piercings on a girl? Sometimes.
51. Are you confident in bed? I haven't had any complaints. *wg*
52. Ever get a bit freaky? Depends on your definition of "freaky." I'm not a prude, let's put it that way.
53. Do you like taking the lead or letting someone else? Both.
54. Who do you think is the hottest L word character? Bette and Shane are givens; however, Dana was my fav when she was on there (the All-American girl that's really a lesbian...damn hot!), but I also think Helena is sexy as hell. That British accent just gets to me.
55. Do you like playing the boy or girl role in a relationship? Probably the guy because I tend to be protective and stuff. I like to be the provider even if it drives Michelle crazy.
56. Do you like to refer to yourself as lesbian, lesbo, gay, homo or dyke? Lesbian, but I'll jokingly use dyke among friends.
57. Do you shop more in the girl's or guy's side of stores? Girl's. I don't have the body type for guy clothes. Wish I did because I like them better.
58. Have you ever noticed the difference between a gay girls and a straight girls dancing style? Dykes can dance???
59. Can you be caught wearing a hat a lot? No
60. Do you usually have your hair up in a pony tail or down? Pulled up in some form or fashion. I can't stand having my hair in my face.
61. How much rainbow stuff do you own? I have a couple of necklaces and a bracelet and I got a t-shirt at Pride that says "God Loves Queers." Can't get any gayer than that!
62. Have you ever been to a pride festival or parade? Many times.
63. Is chapstick a must for you when going out? One of us will usually have it on us, but if I got out without it, it's not like I have to stop and buy some.
64. Have you ever kissed a straight girl? No, thank god!
65. Do you own a strap-on? *blushes* Okay, that's just a bit TMI, doncha think? I'll just reiterate the fact that I'm not a prude. Good enough?
66. Do you use condoms? Ummmm...no. Not really necessary.
67. Do you like porn? I'm a very visual person so it doesn't bother me, but I wouldn't say I "like" it. Usually lesbian porn is made for men so it doesn't do much for me.
68. If yes to 67, do you prefer: Do I prefer what? Seriously, that's a weirdly worded question.
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Date: 2008-07-25 06:39 pm (UTC)Do I wanna ask why you camped in your family's backyard? Probably not...lol.
Nickleback's "Animals" (that's a fucking hot song!!!)
Totally agree!!! (see it in concert some time with your gf..*winks*)
I'm 5'2
And I'm 5'3 and can reach mine....
I think you've thought too much about death...
*eg* OKay... how do two girls have sex again? (There, you've finally be asked that question)
Dykes can dance???
ROFLMFAO!!!
Now you know why I said I could claim the 5th on any of these....and do tell, why are you afraid of me?
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Date: 2008-07-25 07:33 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-07-25 07:38 pm (UTC)I'm 5'5 when I have my boots on. (Which is usually all the time)
[Is this some kind of lesbian-equivalence to the men's "who's bigger?" *lol*]
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Date: 2008-07-25 07:40 pm (UTC)(Don't know *g* but it's fun!)
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Date: 2008-07-25 07:42 pm (UTC)I dont like you....
(*g* yeah it is..but seriously, wtf does height have to do with anyting important?)
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Date: 2008-07-25 07:45 pm (UTC)It has nothing to do with anything, Meg. It just gives me a reason to bitch. ;)
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Date: 2008-07-25 07:49 pm (UTC)Bad day, perhaps?
*taps fingers on desk*
BTW, please explain:
Actually, I'm scared of Meg so I'd probably run instead.
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Date: 2008-07-25 07:49 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-07-25 07:49 pm (UTC)There's something about that song that makes me want to have car sex, while the car's moving...going really, really fast. Now if I could just find some awesome clips I'd make a vid out of it.
*eg* OKay... how do two girls have sex again? (There, you've finally be asked that question)
If I must explain it to you, something is terribly, terribly wrong here! Besides, I think that may get me banned or flagged or something on LJ.
Dykes don't dance. If we did, we'd NEVER get laid!
I'm afraid of you because you're butcher than me. I only plead the 5th on #65. *wg*
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Date: 2008-07-25 07:54 pm (UTC)Um, I don't know how to break this to you lightly, but that's also really really dangerous. Or at least it would be if you or your partner were driving. Hmm...I think I'll stick to planes. *g*
At least now you can say you've been asked it. You can leave out the part that you were asked by someone who's gayer than you. *lol*
*LMAO!* You have a point there. Gah, I don't even slow dance unless I'm forced to. And by forced I mean something like, "Either dance with me to this song,or your not getting lucky tonight" is said.
I am NOT butch!!! *narrows eyes* Pleading the 5th is usually an indication of guilt...besides what was it you said? "Don't play coy!"
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Date: 2008-07-25 08:16 pm (UTC)Pleading the 5th is usually an indication of guilt...
*whistles* You already pleaded the 5th so I guess you're guilty of quite a bit here then. ;)
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Date: 2008-07-25 08:19 pm (UTC)*looks at my survey*
I see no "Plead the 5th" answers there...
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Date: 2008-07-26 01:22 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-07-26 01:26 am (UTC)So I retain my innocence!
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Date: 2008-07-26 01:39 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-07-26 01:41 am (UTC)I know, my horns hold up my halo...
*headdesk*
Okay, so maybe I am a little butch...
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Date: 2008-07-25 07:16 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-07-25 07:43 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-07-25 11:54 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-07-26 02:48 am (UTC)Me? Cute little me is a bad influence? I don't know what you're talking about.
Ok, really, you can blame the worst of it on Dane. I stopped cussing at 17 and didn't say another cuss word until I moved to Vegas when I was 20, but I never said anything bad. That lasted another year and then the sailor's mouth came back.
Sad how that happens. I used to get these really great back rubs. Now, three years later, my back is riddled with knots that he won't touch (punk).
But since I'm the only one here who hasn't been with a girl, I get the liberty of really asking you how 2 girls have sex (even though I've seen it and read it). So tell me Callie, how do 2 girls have sex??? *wg*
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Date: 2008-07-26 03:44 am (UTC)Now this I can't wait to see explained!!
*sits back with popcorn*
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Date: 2008-07-28 02:04 pm (UTC)Jeez, why am I the one getting picked on? *glares*
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Date: 2008-07-28 02:06 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-07-28 02:11 pm (UTC)Besides, I don't think Sophie would appreciate me bending her over my knee and spanking her for being an unruly child, and I sure as hell don't Dane would appreciate it either!!! *wg*
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Date: 2008-07-28 02:14 pm (UTC)*lmao* Good point. Although I meant use her as practice for "the talk." *hehe*
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Date: 2008-07-28 02:27 pm (UTC)*blushes* OH!!! Gotcha!
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Date: 2008-07-28 02:29 pm (UTC)That just made my day!!
(Oh, and will you please tell Sophie that the Batman Building looks like Batman!)
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Date: 2008-07-28 03:42 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-07-28 03:45 pm (UTC)You could use it as persuasion to not sleep with guys...*lol*
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Date: 2008-07-28 03:53 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-07-28 03:56 pm (UTC)I wouldn't know...
But to counter stubborn burns, with women you have injuries by sharp nails.
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Date: 2008-07-28 04:06 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-07-28 04:55 pm (UTC)That only works if your gf doesn't bite her nails.
Okay, this one is kinda bad. Women also like chocolate better than men. Leads to interesting fun.
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Date: 2008-07-28 04:59 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-07-28 05:08 pm (UTC)*mutters* Although all those grade school teachers lied to me when they told me it wasn't nice...
[And I think I'm wayyyy too hyper!!]
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Date: 2008-07-27 02:28 am (UTC)*evil smirk* Ahem, thoroughly, loudly, and repeatedly.
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Date: 2008-07-27 06:15 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-07-28 02:06 pm (UTC)Three words: No Stubble Burn!
:P
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Date: 2008-07-28 09:29 pm (UTC)But Dane shaves.
Unless you mean leg stubble. I guess that would make sense unless he's a pro-swimmer like Michael Phelps (and he's gorgeous).
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Date: 2008-07-29 12:46 am (UTC)Okay, I may be a lesbian, but I do know a few things about men, so unless Dane shaves and then immediately dives in for a late night snack, there's going to be some stubble and from my experience it doesn't take much to get stubble burn.
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Date: 2008-07-29 12:49 am (UTC)Oh my fucking god. I don't know if I'm more worried, or tickled at that explanation. Yeah, I'd run from that woman too.
You totally just reaffirmed my lesbain status.
*rocks back and forth clutches sides which now hurt from laughing too hard*
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Date: 2008-07-29 03:37 am (UTC)But I might need a visual aid... for learning purposes of course (sofia told me to ask!)
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Date: 2008-07-28 02:09 pm (UTC)LMFAO!!!
I thought that went without saying!
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Date: 2008-07-28 02:12 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-07-28 02:47 pm (UTC)LMAO @ No stubble burn!