CBS.. They seem like reasonable people. Surely they couldn't pass up such an amazing opportunity to smut up their lives. Who would?!

Hehe.. IC. Oh IC. Naah, don't do that. They'd end up doing it at a carnival with clowns watching. Then Shane'd come and seduce Jordan, leaving Emily angry at JENNY FOR BREAKING UP WITH SHANE! Omg! I solved the puzzle! Emily did it! At the carnival! With a fierce side kick and a roundabout!