this is short?

 Snagged from sofia_lindsay

1) What side of the heart do you draw first? i haven't done that since the 11th grade or something.  i have no idea!

2) Can you dive without plugging your nose? you betcha!

3) What color is your phone? silver

5) Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours? Let's go with my gf. (I'm taking Sofia's answer because anything else would get me into trouble)

6.) Where are you right now? duh, sitting at a computer

7) How do you feel about carrots? love 'em with ranch dressing, which totally defeats the purpose of eating something healthy

8) How many chairs at the dining room table? four

9) Who is the best Spice Girl? what? do I look like I'm twelve?

10) Do you know what time it is? yes

*dude, where did 11 go?*

12) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator? probably have a slight panic attack then scream my lungs out

13) What's your favorite kind of gum? i don't chew gum

14) T or F: All is fair in love and war? unfortunately, yes.

15) Do you have a crush on anyone? if TV characters count, yes.

16) Do you use words that you don't know the meaning to?  nope because there's always someone around you that is smarter.

17) Do you like to sleep? yes.  but I hate it when I'm falling asleep at an inappropriate time (during meetings, in class).  fighting sleep just makes me cranky.

18) Do you know which US states don't use Daylight Savings? isn't Arizona or New Mexico one of them?

19) Do you know the song Total Eclipse of the Heart? hells yeah!  I'm a child of the 80s.  That was like an anthem or something back then!

20) Do you want a bright yellow '06 mustang? i'll take the mustang, preferably a convertible, but skip the yellow part.  I can't stand bright yellow on any kind of car.

21) What's something you've always wanted? just enough money so all of my debt could be paid off and be able to live comfortably.

*where did 22 & 23 go?  i think Sofia left them out on purpose!*

24) Would you rather swim in the ocean or a lake? def. the ocean.  lakes smell funny.

25) Do you wear a lot of black? actually yes.  it looks good on me.

26) Describe your hair. it's crap.

28) Are you an adult? my driver's license says so, sometimes I'm not so sure about that.

29) Who is/are your best friend(s): Michelle

30) Do you have a tan? yes, but it's natural.

31) Are you a television addict? i think so.

32) Do you enjoy spending time with your mom? *lol* Um, you obviously haven't met my mom!

33) Are you a sugar freak? Not really.  This coming from the woman who just scarfed down two Krispy Kreme doughnuts.

34) What is your favorite movie? I like too many.  I can't decide.

35) What's your sign? Cancer

36) Where do you wish you were right now? home

37) Who did you copy this from? Sofia

38) How do you know them? the Internet

39) What brand of shirt are you wearing? no clue

40) What are your plans for the weekend? try to survive a baby with a stomach bug.  I can't think any further ahead than that.  Oh, and pay bills.  Yippee!!!  I love working just so I can have nothing left.

FOUR MOVIES I HAVE WATCHED OVER AND OVER
1. Lord of the Rings (the whole trilogy)
2. Titanic (seriously, when it first came out on DVD, I watched it over and over again)
3. Harry Potter (you can usually find one of the series on cable somewhere)
4. Coyote Ugly (*hangs head* the dancing is sexy as hell!)

FOUR TV SHOWS I LIKE TO WATCH:(currently on tv)
1. Criminal Minds
2. The Sarah Connor Chronicles
3. Bones
4. House

FOUR PLACES I WOULD RATHER BE RIGHT NOW:
1. San Francisco (Sofia stole all the other good ones so I'm leaving the rest alone)
2 The ocean
3. Somewhere up North
4. Anywhere but here or just at home with my family

Xena fic - Guilty Pleasures

 

Title:  Guilty Pleasures

Fandom: Xena

Pairing: Gabrielle/Callisto (yeah, you read that right!)

Rating:  oh my…um, is raunchy a category?

A/N:  I guess this is kind of for Sofia.  She needed some smut and she has a thing for Callisto, so… *wg*  The story was inspired by the pic above. 

A/N2: I wrote this in less than an hour so the quality of my writing may really suck.  My apologies.  This kind of hit me out of nowhere so any mistakes are definitely mine.  BTW, I’ve never written Callisto before either.

Warning: Gabrielle is a bad, bad girl in this!  If you like her innocent, turn away now.

Disclaimer:  Don’t own a thing, but my dirty mind.

 

I felt the rush overtake my body as she held the dagger to my throat.  Part of me knew I should be mourning the death of Perdicus, it was what was expected, but I had stopped thinking about him a long time ago.  Xena wasn’t even here to save me now, and I was actually glad.  I was sick of being seen as the fragile little girl, some innocent that she needed to protect from all the bad in the world.  She didn’t know the thoughts that ran through my head.  She had no idea the times I’ve watched her naked skin glistening as she stepped from a lake or imagined her fingers tracing lines of fire across my skin, pushing into me with a fierceness that made me shake with need.

 

No, Xena had no idea that I’m glad she wasn’t here right now to see what I’m about to do.  I licked my lips savoring the moment, knowing it would take little to convince this woman to take me hard and quickly.  She saw the change and evil glint in my eye and smirked.  With a flick of my wrist, the dagger flew across the room clattering to the floor.  I barely noticed the reverberation through the cave as my vision tunneled into one lone image.  Those lips.

 

I lunged at Callisto, grabbing her roughly by the back of her neck, and wasted no time plunging my tongue into her hot mouth.  She moaned and struggled beneath me as I pushed her to the cave floor, ripping at her clothes.  She jerked away and smirked, “I take it this is a side Xena hasn’t seen yet.”

 

Without thought, I slapped her hard, “Don’t mention her name.  I don’t want to hear it right now.”

 

Callisto licked at the trickle of blood at the corner of her mouth, the look of shock turning rapidly into lust, “Then what DO you want.”

 

I slid back off of her and slowly stood up, looking down at her with an icy glare.  This wasn’t love.  It wasn’t even lust.  It was a need, a craving, and there was no one else that I knew that could give it to me right now.  I walked back until I bumped into a large boulder.  Turning, I stretched myself across the rock, face down.  Looking back, I saw a wicked smile spread across Callisto’s lips.

 

“Oh, you are one naughty little girl, aren’t you?”

 

Giving her one last look of warning, I turned away from her, “It’s not your mouth I want.  You know what to do.”

 

She pushed between my shoulder blades, holding me down with one hand, and the other ripped at the thin material covering me under my skirt.  I felt the blood rush from every part of my body into this one point, the slow, steady pulse becoming almost unbearable, until I felt two fingers enter me roughly.

 

“Augghh…oh gods,” tears came to my eyes at the sudden sensation, and my fingers dug helplessly at the rock as I felt her slide out and plunge back in.

 

“Is this what you want?  Is this what you need, have needed for so long?”  I try hard to muffle the moans tumbling out of me, but she adds another finger as she reaches up to yank back on my hair.  “Tell me.”

 

“Yes,” my strangled cry makes the word barely audible.  She lets my hair go and pushes me back down.  She continues to pump into me, harder and harder with each thrust.  I’m sure I’m going to break into, but I can’t stop now.  I try desperately to move my hips, to meet the thrusts, as she backs off, playing with me.

 

“Don’t you dare fucking tease me!  Finish it!”  She moves her hand off my back, gripping my hip, allowing me freedom to move, and I do.  I start bucking wildly onto her hand, groaning until I feel the tingle of an orgasm beginning.  With one last thrust, I tighten down on the hand inside of me, feeling the relief flood through my body.  She doesn’t wait until the pulsing subsides before removing her fingers.  She doesn’t wait for the awkward moments after or even expect anything in return.  She simply turns and leaves, and for that, I’m grateful.